Polos have feelings too

I shall not apologize for my dislike of polo shirts, but please know that it doesn’t stop me from liking those that wear them. Some of my favorite people have this cotton collared apparel and wear them often, and with pride. If you are wondering where my recent polo anger stemmed from….it is simply this. I was “highly encouraged” to wear one at an event last Friday night. I would like you all to think back to a time when you have seen me in a polo, that was white, with a logo. Exactly. Never. Hence my hostility.