Since moving to Raleigh, we have found many uncanny parallels to the area. Perhaps we just weren’t ‘looking’ for NC to pop up before, but now we see it everywhere. Under lots of rocks and nooks and crannies. The latest? The Miss USA controversy. In case you missed it, Miss California came in runner-up to Miss North Carolina. Odd that these are the two states…if you like us just moved from one to the other. Odder still is that Miss California lost because of her anti-gay marriage stance. It may have helped had she at least been articulate about it. “In MY country, and in MY family…I think I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.” You THINK you believe? If you are going to publicly take such a politically charged stance, then you better at least be passionate and certain about it. And please do not speak for MY country.
If you are worried about gay marriage taking over your schools, your children, and your churches…don’t worry!! There is a group supporting your cause and they are here to help. In fact, they have a product that will save you from the gays. The GIANT GAY REPELLENT UMBRELLA. Boy, do I know what people are getting for their birthdays this year!