Sometimes a girl just has to do things because they make her grin. I was saving these for when I was mad at Michael and simultaneously wanted to punish him and give myself some glee. That has not yet happened, and so I do this completely gratuitously. You will not be able to help yourself. You will laugh.
He has been participating with the Sir Walter’s Hash House Harriers…or Drinkers with a running problem. At least once a week they go forging through trails, and woods and streams for 4-6 miles.