I slept in this morning. I did not go to the gym. My lipstick is too bright and I like it. My dress is too short and that is good. My husband adores me. My hair is straight. Sometimes it is awesome to wear silver and gold together.
I like today. I am thinking about Saturday. I deserve ferociously high heels. I want expensive things. I adore my husband. I am happy. It is Wednesday. Remember this day. This day, this day, this day.
My unicorn horn is sharp and shiny.
The Badass Unicorn 
You’re energy is contagious. I adore you. That’s all
YAY! The #badassunicorn is BACK! Okay, she never really left, but it’s so nice to see her again!