The Badass Unicorn

When I look in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn.

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  • January 29, 2015

    Just Call Me Fuckface

    I think I really did it this time. I think Max might finally be in real trouble. Don’t get me wrong, I really like the Lady that came to walk me. She was so cute and little! We had a couple fun walks and she was super nice. But I just wanted to remind her […]

  • January 25, 2015

    Hello, My Name is Jackass

    My name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say I struggle with self-control. They say I have no self-preservation skills. I’m told I’m fiercely loyal and that I have some separation anxiety. Ok, maybe a lot. Just because I miss my people and would kill for them, doesn’t seem like a big […]

  • January 18, 2015

    Hello, My Name is Dumbass

    Actually my name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say that I’m three. They say I’m a Shar-Pei, a boxer, a mutt. I’m told I’m a ‘rescue’, a little dim, damn protective and neurotically emotional. They just might be right. Usually I live with the Dad at the beach, but he’s at […]

  • December 23, 2014

    Ho Ho Holiday Ho

    Holidays are all different depending on the company and time of your life. ~ Dominic Monaghan Tomorrow I head to the land of my most memorable Christmas of late. Muncie, Indiana. I’m going back to Muncie. It’s a Merry Muncie Christmas. Jason and Child are already there. Once I arrive we can officially eradicate the last […]

  • December 12, 2014

    Shut Up and Dance With Me

    Oh don’t you dare look back just keep your eyes on me. I said you’re holding back, She said shut up and dance with me! This woman is my destiny She said oh oh oh Shut up and dance with me ~ Walk the Moon: Shut Up and Dance With Me “Wow, you guys are […]

  • November 25, 2014

    She Was Only A Dog…Thankfully

    No one in your family will ever be as forgiving of your mistakes as your dog. It was exactly a month ago that we lost our orange beast, Iona. Everyone who has ‘known’ me this past decade and a 1/2, has also known Iona. She was my constant. And she became Jason’s girl. But at 16-years-old, our battle-axe […]

  • November 16, 2014

    Pour Some Sugar on Me

    I’m hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine ~ Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me It’s been almost three weeks since I left Nashville. Part of my absence was a scheduled trip to India to meet with my compatriots […]

  • November 8, 2014

    What Time is it Here?

    I write this little introduction at 2.31a on Saturday morning from Norfolk, Virginia. Truth be told this little bout of early morning-ness has nothing to do with my periodic insomnia, but more because I traveled for 28 hours and fell asleep at 8p. Why start sleeping 8 hours in a row now? So, let’s get back to the show…     I […]

  • October 21, 2014

    Ring of Fire

    Don’t waste your time giving the same person second chances, the perfect person could be out there waiting for a first chance. If life were truly unfair, I’d be celebrating my 20th wedding anniversary today. Twenty years ago (TWENTY!!!!) a cocky twenty-two year old girl walked down the aisle with her college sweetheart. They were mismatched […]

  • October 15, 2014

    Shove it Up Under Your Umbrella

    Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we’ll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella ~ Rihanna – Umbrella I think all my happiness is ruining my snarkiness. I find that when I sit down to write, whether at work or for personal, that […]

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