The Badass Unicorn

On Wednesday I am going out with a couple friends to a restaurant/bar that I haven’t been to yet – The Borough. Yay for me! Even more yay is the drink menu on their website. There is NO WAY I AM NOT ORDERING THIS. And they only want to charge me SIX DOLLARS. Even if…

Is it possible to get stagnant in just a few months? Everyone knows that I like change. It’s why I get the urge to move, to travel, to throw things out and start again. Of course change does not come without complications and frustration. And it is the latter that I’ve been feeling lately; in…

Here’s my gay cowboy in all his glory. Aunt Jemima wasn’t feeling very photogenic that day. I will try and get better pictures while we are increasing the sweat equity component of the house this weekend!

I’ve been a wee bit sensitive lately, and finally came to realize the origins of “why” last night. It appears that I miss my ‘girlfriends’. I fully acknowledge that I have not been the model friend over these past few years. It has been tough with my traveling and a career that attempted to suck…

The Iona Pig is not only our Bad Idea Bear, she doubles as her own. Typically she just tells herself to wake me up a few minutes earlier in the morning, steal a drink of wine from my glass at night, or to bite me if I just don’t obey. Sunday morning though, her bad…

As we were driving home last night, I mentioned to Michael that I needed to call my Mom and wish her a Happy Birthday. Michael: Wish her a Happy Earth Day from me too. Me: Did you just say Earth Day? Michael: Uhhhhhhh…I guess I did. Your Mom is as old as the Earth. So…

Today is the birthday of my fabulous mother, so it only seemed appropriate that I devote this posting to her. She has taught me many things over my 36 years and although I haven’t listened well to all of them, they may pose useful to others. I list these in no particular order, or by…

Today was a long, long day and I was dealing with a tad bit of internal hostility. It was aimed at no one in particular, but was boiling nonetheless. On my way home I cranked the radio and immediately longed for KROQ in LA. There is nothing even comparable here and that makes me sad.…

“Ladies, Take the Yard!” was the battle cry of the evening at Saturday’s garden party Drag Bingo. If it were at all possible, I would claim that it was even more hot and humid than the previous version. This of course meant that a good queen needed to choose the shortest and most transparent dress…

After reading the post about his elbows, Michael thought a follow-up was necessary. Michael: I want you to know that people noticed. All day at work, people noticed that I smelled like ginger. Me: They did not. You are exaggerating again. Michael: They did. I had so many meetings that day, so I just started…