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Your Wounds Are Beautiful
God damn girl, your wounds are beautiful Why do I feel so unusual? Monsters are so impersonal God damn girl, your wounds are beautiful ~Motopony: God Damn Me My sister has beautiful wounds. In fact they are stunning. Her wounds are what make her unique and make her unusual. Her wounds tell a story, they…
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Where Did I Run To?
Originally posted on The Badass Unicorn: I did the disappearing act again and feel that it is worthy of an explanation. Where the heck have I been for the past 5 weeks? Halfway through a major freaking fundraising campaign for one. But that’s not even the half of it, and as of this weekend it…
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Bald is Beautiful!
Originally posted on The Badass Unicorn: Iona has always been a pretty dog. She hears it all the time, and she believes it. This dog has an ego and makes no apologies about it. When strangers stop and tell her that she’s pretty, she is more than willing to pose and smile as long as…
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Feeling a Little Blue
“I’m expressing the feelings of mankind today through the Blue Dog. The dog is always having problems of the heart, of growing up, the problems of life. The dog looks at us and asks, ‘Why am I here? What am I doing? Where am I going?’ Those are the same questions we ask ourselves. People…
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Gimme Some Gratitude
Good times gone, and you missed them What’s gone wrong in your system? Things they bounce like a Spalding What’d you think, did you miss your calling? It’s so free, this kind of feeling It’s like life, it’s so appealing When you’ve got so much to say It’s called gratitude, and that’s right ~Beastie Boys:…
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Look Into the Light
In the beginning there was only one source of light It would die and come back every night As a woman showing off her thighs Just a little bit at a time In the beginning Everyone bowed their heads towards the light They would dance and eat their friends alive We were not happy then…
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Like a Snack Dick
I apologize in advance; I wish I were a rap star. I am rather annoyed and so therefore this post shall immediately be wayward. Wayward and wrong and right like a snack dick. Yes, like a snack dick. Or like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a tighter-than-Jesus-across-the-ass-red-dress-with-a-zipper-acting-as-our-vice-president, snack dick. Shit, I either need to always be watching…
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You’ll Be Okay
You’ll be okay You’ll be okay The sun will rise To better days And change will come It’s on it’s way Just close your eyes And let it rain ~A Great Big World: You’ll Be Okay This past week was a little monumental. Jason and I celebrated our first wedding anniversary. My parents came to…
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