Tag: Girls
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Girls, Girls, Girls
I can’t be surrounded by your negativity while I’m trying to grow into a fully formed woman. – Shoshanna, Girls Last night I was laying on the floor in a pool of sweat. We’d just finished a 2000m row and 100 burpees in a 95 degree cement box. In that 20 minute span of hell…
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Like a Snack Dick
I apologize in advance; I wish I were a rap star. I am rather annoyed and so therefore this post shall immediately be wayward. Wayward and wrong and right like a snack dick. Yes, like a snack dick. Or like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a tighter-than-Jesus-across-the-ass-red-dress-with-a-zipper-acting-as-our-vice-president, snack dick. Shit, I either need to always be watching…
The Badass Unicorn 