Tag: #mymanmax
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Dog gone, dog gone
National Dog Day brought out the best in most everyone. Thousands of shared moments. Happy moments. Loyal moments. Salvation moments. Last year we celebrated with one dog, two dog, short dog, tall dog. Big dog, small dog, orange dog, brown dog. This year we have none. Dog gone, dog gone. Miss Iona left as she…
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Octavia, you bitch
And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, “Oh there you are! I’ve been looking for you.” ~ Anonymous What the fuck did you do to me? ~ Sarah Ok, so perhaps we’ve talked about a threesome. And this would be the perfect weekend, right? It’s Valentine’s Day! It’s the anniversary of…
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Let the Human Speak
Where’s Max? Where is Max? I want Max! Poor Jason came up to Nashville this weekend and discovers he is dog-less. The wife is in charge of the creature for a mere two weeks and has already managed to make him disappear. In my defense, I tried. I really, really tried. We both tried. In the two…
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Just Call Me Fuckface
I think I really did it this time. I think Max might finally be in real trouble. Don’t get me wrong, I really like the Lady that came to walk me. She was so cute and little! We had a couple fun walks and she was super nice. But I just wanted to remind her…
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Hello, My Name is Jackass
My name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say I struggle with self-control. They say I have no self-preservation skills. I’m told I’m fiercely loyal and that I have some separation anxiety. Ok, maybe a lot. Just because I miss my people and would kill for them, doesn’t seem like a big…
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Hello, My Name is Dumbass
Actually my name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say that I’m three. They say I’m a Shar-Pei, a boxer, a mutt. I’m told I’m a ‘rescue’, a little dim, damn protective and neurotically emotional. They just might be right. Usually I live with the Dad at the beach, but he’s at…
The Badass Unicorn 