Tag: Nashville
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Go On With Your Bad Self
I slept in this morning. I did not go to the gym. My lipstick is too bright and I like it. My dress is too short and that is good. My husband adores me. My hair is straight. Sometimes it is awesome to wear silver and gold together. I like today. I am thinking about […]
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Octavia, you bitch
And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, “Oh there you are! I’ve been looking for you.” ~ Anonymous What the fuck did you do to me? ~ Sarah Ok, so perhaps we’ve talked about a threesome. And this would be the perfect weekend, right? It’s Valentine’s Day! It’s the anniversary of […]
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Let the Human Speak
Where’s Max? Where is Max? I want Max! Poor Jason came up to Nashville this weekend and discovers he is dog-less. The wife is in charge of the creature for a mere two weeks and has already managed to make him disappear. In my defense, I tried. I really, really tried. We both tried. In the two […]
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Just Call Me Fuckface
I think I really did it this time. I think Max might finally be in real trouble. Don’t get me wrong, I really like the Lady that came to walk me. She was so cute and little! We had a couple fun walks and she was super nice. But I just wanted to remind her […]
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Hello, My Name is Jackass
My name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say I struggle with self-control. They say I have no self-preservation skills. I’m told I’m fiercely loyal and that I have some separation anxiety. Ok, maybe a lot. Just because I miss my people and would kill for them, doesn’t seem like a big […]
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Hello, My Name is Dumbass
Actually my name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say that I’m three. They say I’m a Shar-Pei, a boxer, a mutt. I’m told I’m a ‘rescue’, a little dim, damn protective and neurotically emotional. They just might be right. Usually I live with the Dad at the beach, but he’s at […]
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Shut Up and Dance With Me
Oh don’t you dare look back just keep your eyes on me. I said you’re holding back, She said shut up and dance with me! This woman is my destiny She said oh oh oh Shut up and dance with me ~ Walk the Moon: Shut Up and Dance With Me “Wow, you guys are […]
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Pour Some Sugar on Me
I’m hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine ~ Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me It’s been almost three weeks since I left Nashville. Part of my absence was a scheduled trip to India to meet with my compatriots […]