It’s a Sunday. My flight has been canceled and we’ve been drinking. Drinking and talking. These are things the Reeds do well. Exceptionally well. There we were: me sitting uncharacteristically still at the bar, he pacing the floor in front …
Tag: Nashville
Wenches throwing wrenches
“I’m sorry,” I say. “I’m always throwing wrenches in our life.” “Never apologize,” says he. “You’re the only woman I’ve ever been with that has her own wrenches to throw.” Too many houses, too many cities. Norfolk, Nashville, Norfolk, New …
Go On With Your Bad Self
I slept in this morning. I did not go to the gym. My lipstick is too bright and I like it. My dress is too short and that is good. My husband adores me. My hair is straight. Sometimes it …
Octavia, you bitch
And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, “Oh there you are! I’ve been looking for you.” ~ Anonymous What the fuck did you do to me? ~ Sarah Ok, so perhaps we’ve talked about a threesome. …
Let the Human Speak
Where’s Max? Where is Max? I want Max! Poor Jason came up to Nashville this weekend and discovers he is dog-less. The wife is in charge of the creature for a mere two weeks and has already managed to make him disappear. …
Just Call Me Fuckface
I think I really did it this time. I think Max might finally be in real trouble. Don’t get me wrong, I really like the Lady that came to walk me. She was so cute and little! We had a …
Hello, My Name is Jackass
My name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say I struggle with self-control. They say I have no self-preservation skills. I’m told I’m fiercely loyal and that I have some separation anxiety. Ok, maybe a lot. Just …
Hello, My Name is Dumbass
Actually my name is Max. It’s MAX. My name is MAAAX! They say that I’m three. They say I’m a Shar-Pei, a boxer, a mutt. I’m told I’m a ‘rescue’, a little dim, damn protective and neurotically emotional. They just …
Shut Up and Dance With Me
Oh don’t you dare look back just keep your eyes on me. I said you’re holding back, She said shut up and dance with me! This woman is my destiny She said oh oh oh Shut up and dance with …
Pour Some Sugar on Me
I’m hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine ~ Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me It’s been almost three weeks since I left Nashville. …
The Badass Unicorn 